A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the Counter and sees
That it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.. He guesses there must be
More than $10,000 in it. He approaches the bartender and
Asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all
the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks,
"What are the three tests?"

"You must pay first...those are the rules," says the bartender. So,
after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender
the $10 and
the bartender drops it into the jar. "Okay," the
bartender says,
"Here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a
minute or less,
and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad
tooth. You
have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.

Third - There's a lady upstairs who has never had sex.
You have to take care of that problem!"

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an
idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of
tequila and then do all those other things."

"Your call," says the bartender. "But, your money stays
where it is."

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he
finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast
as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't

Make a face, and he did it in 58 seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit
bull chained
to a pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling,
biting, and
screaming sounds ... then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he
staggers back
into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are
scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.

He says, "Now where's that woman with the bad tooth?"

The moral to the story: Listen carefully to the
directions and don't
trust your judgment when alcohol is involved.

A man walks into a bar. OUCH!!!

Thats funny as hell. Gotta think he "Tore" that pitbull a new one huh?"

LMAO!

This is not really a joke I guess, but I thought it was funny. All the con's ought to love it too.

Why GM failed....

LOL!!! Aint that the truth!